Parkland Student: "Girls Are Finally Starting To Notice Me... I Feel Like A Rock Star"

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Blog Flurryfeed reports that Marjory Stoneman Douglas High student, and school shooting survivor, David Hogg was recently interviewed by popular entertainment news outlet TMZ.

During the walk-with-me interview, Hogg revealed that he's been receiving "a whole lotta love" from his fellow female classmates:

"I mean finally girls are starting to notice me for the great guy that I am. I’m changing the world, I feel like a rock star. I literally have to fight them off. I’m living the good life now, I’m kind of the top dog, or should I say, top-Hogg at school right now and all the girls want a piece. Things are going just like I wanted them to. Girls dig a guy with passion for something. All you gun touting a**holes should try having passion for something that actually matters."

When asked to reveal more details about his blooming love life, Hogg hastily replied:

"I’m knee deep. That’s all I can say. I’m just playing the field, not really looking for anything serious."

TMZ reportedly changed the subject and asked what his next steps were in the gun-control crusade. Hogg responded with:

"You’ll see, all I can say is that the ladies love my guns!"

Flurryfeed describes itself as a "fauxnews/satire publication."